In order to make the list, characters must receive reasonably high scores on at least one of the following criteria: (a) haplessness, (b) doucheness, and (c) plain stupidity.
If you think you know other characters who deserve a shiny award for being perfect suicide candidates, leave a comment!
Donny | The Big Lebowski
|"Shut the fuck up Donny!"|
Fredo | The Godfather
|Dimwitted, backstabbing nobody. Or as Frank Zappa would put it: The Idiot Bastard Son.|
Jerry Lundegaard | Fargo
|Bumbling idiot, compulsive liar.|
The Entire Cast of Glee
|I have no words.|
Frank T.J. Mackey | Magnolia
|Latent homosexual. Gets a 10 out of 10 on the douche-meter.|
Milton | Office Space
|Pushover, slightly deranged, all in all sad human being.|