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Music video blog that also includes video, audio, and interactive media. You'll find some reviews and recommendations from the underground of the entertainment world, covering music, film, gaming, and more.
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10 September, 2011

"If I were _________, I would throw myself off a cliff": Film Characters Who Need to Commit Suicide

In this, our 100th post, we will be handing out the Saddest Character Award to six film characters, carefully researched and selected by myself and our resident film guru Heavy G!
In order to make the list, characters must receive reasonably high scores on at least one of the following criteria: (a) haplessness, (b) doucheness, and (c) plain stupidity.
If you think you know other characters who deserve a shiny award for being perfect suicide candidates, leave a comment!

"Shut the fuck up Donny!"

Dimwitted, backstabbing nobody. Or as Frank Zappa would put it: The Idiot Bastard Son.

Jerry Lundegaard | Fargo 
Bumbling idiot, compulsive liar.

The Entire Cast of Glee
I have no words.

Frank T.J. Mackey | Magnolia
Latent homosexual. Gets a 10 out of 10 on the douche-meter.

Milton | Office Space
Pushover, slightly deranged, all in all sad human being.


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